Cant Share Dessert

So this Sat, Lance and I went and had a great dinner at Texas Roadhouse. It became apparent once we got there why Lance had chosen to go there. There was this waitress there named 'Cheryl' that he liked. But what you need to understand is how shy of a man Lance is. I am sure that just mentioning this to him will score a ten on Lance's Red-o-meter. If you dont know what that is... when we were roommates freshman year, Lance would turn red during any non-conservative conversation that we had. So to be able to rate this change in his skin pigment, we created a very high tech tool to measure his shyness.